a night in pictures

Monday night I decided to take off and go out. Poker has been bad to me for the last few days, so I definitely needed a night off, and it didn't disappoint. It started at tame as can be, but we ended up almost getting in a fight with a Magic The Gathering dork, and somehow ended up in a brothel. Words only do so much justice...

We started at around 10:30 pregaming in the lobby waiting for Lukie. He met this chick a few days ago, and he keeps trying to meet up with her. Look, if you are on vacation in the bahamas, and a chick wants to meet up the next day, that's code for "you are a nice guy, but I'm not into you". After about a half hour he shows up.

He was wondering around the casino looking for her, because she ditched him earlier in the day.
No dice!
But we get on our way and hitch a ride in a cab. Lukie is in the dumps about this chick, and the conversation is hilarious, but I can't do justice for it here.
We get to Senor Frogs, grab a few beers, and before we know it Lukie is tongue in mouth with some chick. I've never seen a chick want it so bad. I go to the bathroom real quick, and as I walk back Gabe is in the face of this guy, and it looks like things might go down. I take the chance to get some pics, and a video that is priceless (I'll post later). This is apparently Panella, Berkowitz' boy. This goes on for what seems like forever...
Jordan doesn't seem to like it much either, and they trade smack back in forth. Eventually a girl comes and saves the day (see video)

After that all breaks up the girl Lukie was with is walking out with her friends, but without him. He comes over and sits down, apparently striking out again, and we yell at him for not getting laid. The Bartender comes over and says "Yo man, go get laid!!" This pic is priceless.
He ends up chasing the girl down and leaves with her, hopefully to get laid. The bar closed shortly after this, and that's probably a good thing for Jim. He was a bit hammered.
But we can't leave without one last shot. Thanks Berkowitz, you balla.
Amazingly everyone wants to go to the stripclub. This isn't even a stripclub, it's a brothel. I'm having bad flashbacks to Aruba, but I only have a hundo on me so at least I can't spend anything.
This place is so shady even Gabe didn't want to stay long.

Gabe "So I'm in a private room with this chick, and I just couldn't do it"

Stripper "It's not me baby, it's you"
Gabe "Yea, fuckit I'm done"

The rest of the group is still in the back, but Gabe, Rob, and I roll out.
The cab drive is pissed that we have no cash, so Gabe runs to the casino and hit up the ATM. We happen on Lukie, who is eaten up. It looks like he got attacked by a vampire.

He informs us that he struck out again, but at least she marked her territory.

We decide it's time to head to our rooms. I hope this guy wasn't dead.